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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 17:51

Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Inflation Expectations Decline; Labor Market Expectations Improve - Federal Reserve Bank of New York
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
—
No, not a chance
Did Harry and Meghan really get what they wanted?
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Et expedita consequatur quam et.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Shemar Stewart Calls Out Bengals Front Office As Contract Clash Continues - Sports Illustrated
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
How AI chatbots keep you chatting - TechCrunch
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson Team Up in ‘Naked Gun’ Reboot’s Full Trailer - Yahoo
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.